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I'm a chemistry grad student from Minnesota.
Nov 07
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» New York Marathon Winner Tests Positive For Performance-Enhancing Horse
Oct 25
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I have no problem admitting that Gavin Rossdale is a very attractive man.

Oct 20
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mattgorman:

Stay classy, Goldy.

All mascots are dicks, but especially Goldy.  I’ve had too many negative run-ins with that guy.

Oct 19
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My favorite Simpsons clip of all time is on Hulu!  Rejoice!

Sep 29
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» 10 secret menu items at fast food restaurants

“Several places, including McDonald’s and In-N-Out, will serve you the Neapolitan milkshake. It’s just what it sounds like — chocolate, vanilla and strawberry shakes layered in a cup.”

MUST HAVE.

Sep 23
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» Timid tiger gets stuck up tower

“But the zoo said after shinning up the exercise structure on Monday, he has become too frightened to come down.”

Awwww, poor tiger.

Sep 22
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It’s really reassuring to know that the most powerful person in the country gets it.  I mean, really, he knows what needs to be done.  I never sat down and listened to him talk about it before.  I don’t know what I was thinking.

Aug 28
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THIS IS AWFUL!  Minnesota should not be the least-remembered state!  WTF?!

THIS IS AWFUL!  Minnesota should not be the least-remembered state!  WTF?!

Aug 26
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“ Today at work, I thought about my friend named Moon who recently left to join the Navy. It then occured to me that Navy men are sailors. I’m officially friends with Sailor Moon. MLIA
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MLIA

I’ll probably get sick of this site before the end of the day.

Aug 24
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“ No no, dig UP, stupid.
— Chief Wiggum