You’ve got to be kidding me.
Next time you start to think you’re cool, keep in mind that Rod Stewart once had 3.5 million people gather to hear him play in Brazil in 1994. It was the largest concert ever.
Second place is the New York Philharmonic with their 800,000 person 1986 concert in Central Park. So lame.
I wish I could pull off that suit. That tie is killer.
Does this even count as a rivalry anymore?
Ouch. I didn’t know it was that bad. Yeah, we should probably get rid of the rivalry. Free stadium bathroom sex for all!
Another McSweeney’s gem.
I love Onion headlines.
My Confined Space: All of the Batman symbols
All of them are pretty sweet except for the one on the bottom right. That looks nothing like a bat! Plus it’s a huge ripoff of 2nd from the top on the left.