Every Man has a Molly - Say Anything
Can’t get enough of this song right now.
Just spent a little while re-reading a screenplay I wrote when I was 19. It was a screwball fantasy, of all things. I’ve learned a lot about writing since then, and the script is pretty unbearably raw. But that doesn’t mean I won’t post some random dialogue excerpts completely without context!
PILOT: We’re going to have to land in Vegas… Jesus Mary Herbert Walker Bush.
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ALIEN #2 (V.O.): Maybe you won’t be so cocky after we fill your Space Pants with a Twelve-Legged Snaggle-Toothed Quarfuzzle Groin Beast.
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PETE: What’s a Yak?
TIMOTHY: Think of it as an unemployed cow.
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TIMOTHY: It’s better than staying here and watching that chowderhead snort parmesan cheese.
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Emphysema Phil fires a spitball from a straw in the hole in his neck. It hits the first domino and topples the line.
EMPHYSEMA PHIL (thrusting his arms in the air): I am invincible!
He wheezes painfully.
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DARREN: You see, my father is Gerhard Schveinhauser.
SECRETARY: Gerhard Schveinhauser?
DARREN: Maxwell’s brother.
SECRETARY: I didn’t know he had a brother.
DARREN: Oh, he has a lot. We have a family saying: “Look - another Schveinhauser.”
FUTURE PREDICTION!: This guy will be world famous some day and it will be awesome.
“Further tests showed that treating the entire filament this way made a 60-watt bulb as bright as a 100-watt bulb without increasing its power requirements.”
More proof that lasers will either save or destroy humanity.
Microsoft® Windows Vista does not include native drivers for the Dell™ TrueMobile 1450 USB Wireless adapter and there will be no 1450 USB Wireless adapter drivers available from Dell that are compatible with the Windows Vista Operating System.
There will be no support for the Dell TrueMobile 1450 USB Wireless adapter in Windows Vista.
Dell
This is the second time this has happened to me. I try to use “old” Dell products on a new Dell computer and they won’t work. Vista is not supported for old Dell products. This is frustrating beyond belief.