January 2012
1 post
November 2011
1 post
Best Roof Talk Ever: Please Record Your Message... →
bestrooftalkever:
…When you are finished recording, please hang up or press # for more options.
Why does this need to exist on every voicemail? Everyone knows it. All it does is take up time and annoy the crap out of everyone who wants to leave a quick voicemail.
Shame on phone companies and their stupid arcane…
There is a skip button. If you press “star” once the...
October 2011
1 post
Watchbestrooftalkever:
SNL’s unaired Netflix skit.
“It’s exactly what you’d think it is.”
Why was this unaired? It’s one of the funnier SNL skits I’ve seen recently.
September 2011
1 post
August 2011
1 post
July 2011
1 post
WatchMy favorite digital short.
May 2011
1 post
I just typed "That stinks" into my phone and it...
That is all.
April 2011
1 post
February 2011
1 post
November 2010
1 post
Nostalgia Tripping
I came home to MN today for the first time in a while. I was ravenous from driving all day and immediately raided the cupboards, finding THESE! I used to eat the shit out of these as a kid (go through a couple boxes a week kind of thing), but I haven’t had them since I was little. I forgot how completely amazing these guys are! I also love how my parents still keep them around.
October 2010
2 posts
Cake - Commissioning a Symphony in C
Currently...
September 2010
2 posts
August 2010
1 post
Shiny Toy Guns - Rocketship
Cannot get enough of...
July 2010
2 posts
Soccerball
Ok, so why does it matter that this is going to be an, “All-European final”? The whole time during today’s game the announcers kept saying this, and it’s currently on ESPN’s front page. In what way is this significant? I could understand if it was “the first all-European final in 200 years!” or something, but last time around it was France and Italy....
June 2010
3 posts
Interesting stuff regarding Harper Lee →
Look what one gift can do. I also didn’t know she was childhood BFFs with Capote.
May 2010
3 posts
April 2010
1 post
March 2010
3 posts
And that's why they're athletes
Although I will never be on Twitter, I go to a few random pages once in a while (mainly Guster and ShitMyDadSays). Anyway, I somehow happened upon Michael Jordan’s page. I honestly didn’t know what to expect. Turns out, a lot of his posts read like Deep Thoughts. A few of my favorites:
“A cactus is kind of a shitty houseplant.”
“I was just thinking… How...
February 2010
5 posts
“U2’s The Edge dismissed Danny Glover’s fear about the historical...”
– IT’S OKAY GUYS. The Edge says that he’s not concerned about U.S. troops in Haiti. Phew, I almost was worried for a second.
Via
10 Fake Simpsons Words that Belong in the... →
frictionlesssuperfeet:
This list is pretty cromulent, I guess.
Is it seriously “car hole”? I always thought it was “car hold.” Have I been living a LIE?
2 tags
Bah.
Why does every team I root for end up throwing a last-minute interception to lose against the Saints?
January 2010
1 post
December 2009
3 posts
Temp Hides Fun, Fulfilling Life From Rest Of... →
This guy gets it.
November 2009
8 posts
67-0
mattgorman:
Does this even count as a rivalry anymore?
Ouch. I didn’t know it was that bad. Yeah, we should probably get rid of the rivalry. Free stadium bathroom sex for all!
15 Uses for Vodka →
Another McSweeney’s gem.
Report: Fiber Optics Not A Real Thing →
I love Onion headlines.
New York Marathon Winner Tests Positive For... →
October 2009
3 posts
WatchMy favorite Simpsons clip of all time is on Hulu! Rejoice!
September 2009
3 posts
10 secret menu items at fast food restaurants →
“Several places, including McDonald’s and In-N-Out, will serve you the Neapolitan milkshake. It’s just what it sounds like — chocolate, vanilla and strawberry shakes layered in a cup.”
MUST HAVE.
Timid tiger gets stuck up tower →
“But the zoo said after shinning up the exercise structure on Monday, he has become too frightened to come down.”
Awwww, poor tiger.
