“Let me be clear—I am not interested in the ordinary. I am a very specific lover, and if you are my type of girl, I will rock your world so hard your pants won’t even fit anymore. I don’t even know what that means. First things first—we’re going to get wild. There will be scented oils, whips, and this dolphin-looking dildo one girl left behind last year. We’re gonna get good, real good. This you know, and this you want. Those who should not apply: The small, the tall, the shaved and unbathed. Be Freak Nasty’s girl, and Freak Nasty will freak you nasty all night long. Bring your own towels.”
This one is the best, I’d wager.
Via Gorman
