And that’s why they’re athletes
Although I will never be on Twitter, I go to a few random pages once in a while (mainly Guster and ShitMyDadSays). Anyway, I somehow happened upon Michael Jordan’s page. I honestly didn’t know what to expect. Turns out, a lot of his posts read like Deep Thoughts. A few of my favorites:
“A cactus is kind of a shitty houseplant.”
“I was just thinking… How do airplanes work?”
“I don’t think I need to try any new fruit. I’ve had enough different kinds for now.”
“I just started watching the newest season of Lost, but I haven’t seen any of the other seasons. Does this show make sense to anybody else?”
The kind-of-sad thing is that I’m pretty sure these are all serious.
