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New York Marathon Winner Tests Positive For Performance-Enhancing Horse

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 08:44:35 -0600

New York Marathon Winner Tests Positive For Performance-Enhancing Horse

I have no problem admitting that Gavin Rossdale is a very...

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 10:36:25 -0500

I have no problem admitting that Gavin Rossdale is a very attractive man.

mattgorman: Stay classy, Goldy. All mascots are dicks, but...

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 11:48:55 -0500

mattgorman:

Stay classy, Goldy.

All mascots are dicks, but especially Goldy. I’ve had too many negative run-ins with that guy.

My favorite Simpsons clip of all time is on Hulu! Rejoice!

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 14:55:00 -0500

My favorite Simpsons clip of all time is on Hulu! Rejoice!

10 secret menu items at fast food restaurants

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 06:54:58 -0500

10 secret menu items at fast food restaurants:

“Several places, including McDonald’s and In-N-Out, will serve you the Neapolitan milkshake. It’s just what it sounds like — chocolate, vanilla and strawberry shakes layered in a cup.”

MUST HAVE.

Timid tiger gets stuck up tower

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:21:31 -0500

Timid tiger gets stuck up tower:

“But the zoo said after shinning up the exercise structure on Monday, he has become too frightened to come down.”

Awwww, poor tiger.

It’s really reassuring to know that the most powerful...

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 10:37:00 -0500

It’s really reassuring to know that the most powerful person in the country gets it. I mean, really, he knows what needs to be done. I never sat down and listened to him talk about it before. I don’t know what I was thinking.

THIS IS AWFUL! Minnesota should not be the least-remembered...

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 22:30:38 -0500

THIS IS AWFUL! Minnesota should not be the least-remembered state! WTF?!

"Today at work, I thought about my friend named Moon who recently left to join the Navy. It then..."

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 09:59:00 -0500

“Today at work, I thought about my friend named Moon who recently left to join the Navy. It then occured to me that Navy men are sailors. I’m officially friends with Sailor Moon. MLIA”

- MLIA

I’ll probably get sick of this site before the end of the day.

"No no, dig UP, stupid."

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:25:28 -0500

“No no, dig UP, stupid.”

- Chief Wiggum

Basket Case - Green Day I’ve heard this song so many...

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 18:28:00 -0500

Basket Case - Green Day

I’ve heard this song so many times, but I honestly just found out today that it was by Green Day. It’s pretty much one of the best songs ever. Plus the band looks normal in this video (it’s from 1994?) instead of looking too young for their current age (ie before selling out).

"If you’re lost and you have a map people are inclined to help. But I find that it’s a..."

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 11:19:20 -0500

“If you’re lost and you have a map people are inclined to help. But I find that it’s a different story when you have a globe.”

- Demetri Martin

Joseph Henry Green’s last word: “Stopped.” Not so weird until you put it context....

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 15:10:16 -0500

Joseph Henry Green’s last word: “Stopped.” Not so weird until you put it context. He was taking his own pulse at the time.

“Joseph Henry Green was a distinguished 19th century British surgeon. On his deathbed he is said to have remarked, ‘Congestion,’ after taking an especially raspy breath. He then checked his own pulse, announced ‘Stopped,’ and died.”

Erie.

You know those "most interesting man in the world" Dos Equis ads?

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 15:33:00 -0500

Turns out they worked.

“Through mid-June, a period when imported beer sales dropped 11%, sales of Dos Equis rose more than 17%, moving the brand into eighth place among imports…”

I admit, they worked on me! Too bad that beer sucks.

Researchers Quietly Chuckling at Placebo Group

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 11:29:15 -0500

Researchers Quietly Chuckling at Placebo Group:

This would be my greatest fear if I were ever to participate in a study.

Percy Grainger - Irish Tune from County Derry This is probably...

Mon, 27 Jul 2009 18:05:06 -0500

Percy Grainger - Irish Tune from County Derry

This is probably one of the most beautiful pieces ever written. Oh man. You’ll probably have to turn your speakers up. If you’re impatient or just don’t like instrumental stuff, skip to around the 3-minute mark (although I HIGHLY discourage this).

mattgorman: Now I’m in the mood for some college football...

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 13:40:55 -0500

mattgorman:

Now I’m in the mood for some college football smack-talking. I don’t know if I have any Minnesota fans following me, but here’s this. It’s not as good as Iowa’s Hat, but it serves as a constant reminder that we beat you down then had sex in your restroom.

(via Black Heart Gold Pants)

See, I would be more upset by this if Minnesota wasn’t leading this whole rivalry. I mean, we also have 6 national titles compared to your 1. I may be living in the past, but… well, we can’t dwell on the present, now can we.

Ha!

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 09:44:45 -0500

Ha!

Buzz Aldrin punches a conspiracy theorist in the face....

Sun, 19 Jul 2009 23:12:10 -0500

Buzz Aldrin punches a conspiracy theorist in the face. Satisfying!

lookatthisfuckinghipster: “Is this a drug-sniffing dog or a...

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 22:27:55 -0500

lookatthisfuckinghipster:

“Is this a drug-sniffing dog or a mistakes-sniffing dog? Because, either way, he’s right.”

This is super old, but I had to reblog for shear hilariousness