Check it.

You’ve got to be kidding me.

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:02:43 -0600

You’ve got to be kidding me.

Penrose Triangle (aka The Impossible Triangle).

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 08:14:44 -0600

Penrose Triangle (aka The Impossible Triangle).

rickyv: Next time you start to think you’re cool, keep in mind...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:50:45 -0600

rickyv:

Next time you start to think you’re cool, keep in mind that Rod Stewart once had 3.5 million people gather to hear him play in Brazil in 1994. It was the largest concert ever.

Second place is the New York Philharmonic with their 800,000 person 1986 concert in Central Park. So lame.

I wish I could pull off that suit. That tie is killer.

67-0

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:53:13 -0600

mattgorman:

Does this even count as a rivalry anymore?

Ouch. I didn’t know it was that bad. Yeah, we should probably get rid of the rivalry. Free stadium bathroom sex for all!

15 Uses for Vodka

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:47:40 -0600

15 Uses for Vodka:

Another McSweeney’s gem.

Report: Fiber Optics Not A Real Thing

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:41:59 -0600

Report: Fiber Optics Not A Real Thing:

I love Onion headlines.

davidcho: My Confined Space: All of the Batman symbols All of...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:59:16 -0600

davidcho:

My Confined Space: All of the Batman symbols

All of them are pretty sweet except for the one on the bottom right. That looks nothing like a bat! Plus it’s a huge ripoff of 2nd from the top on the left.

New York Marathon Winner Tests Positive For Performance-Enhancing Horse

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 08:44:35 -0600

New York Marathon Winner Tests Positive For Performance-Enhancing Horse

I have no problem admitting that Gavin Rossdale is a very...

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 10:36:25 -0500

I have no problem admitting that Gavin Rossdale is a very attractive man.

mattgorman: Stay classy, Goldy. All mascots are dicks, but...

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 11:48:55 -0500

mattgorman:

Stay classy, Goldy.

All mascots are dicks, but especially Goldy. I’ve had too many negative run-ins with that guy.

My favorite Simpsons clip of all time is on Hulu! Rejoice!

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 14:55:00 -0500

My favorite Simpsons clip of all time is on Hulu! Rejoice!

10 secret menu items at fast food restaurants

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 06:54:58 -0500

10 secret menu items at fast food restaurants:

“Several places, including McDonald’s and In-N-Out, will serve you the Neapolitan milkshake. It’s just what it sounds like — chocolate, vanilla and strawberry shakes layered in a cup.”

MUST HAVE.

Timid tiger gets stuck up tower

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:21:31 -0500

Timid tiger gets stuck up tower:

“But the zoo said after shinning up the exercise structure on Monday, he has become too frightened to come down.”

Awwww, poor tiger.

It’s really reassuring to know that the most powerful...

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 10:37:00 -0500

It’s really reassuring to know that the most powerful person in the country gets it. I mean, really, he knows what needs to be done. I never sat down and listened to him talk about it before. I don’t know what I was thinking.

THIS IS AWFUL! Minnesota should not be the least-remembered...

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 22:30:38 -0500

THIS IS AWFUL! Minnesota should not be the least-remembered state! WTF?!

"Today at work, I thought about my friend named Moon who recently left to join the Navy. It then..."

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 09:59:00 -0500

“Today at work, I thought about my friend named Moon who recently left to join the Navy. It then occured to me that Navy men are sailors. I’m officially friends with Sailor Moon. MLIA”

- MLIA

I’ll probably get sick of this site before the end of the day.

"No no, dig UP, stupid."

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:25:28 -0500

“No no, dig UP, stupid.”

- Chief Wiggum

Basket Case - Green Day I’ve heard this song so many...

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 18:28:00 -0500

Basket Case - Green Day

I’ve heard this song so many times, but I honestly just found out today that it was by Green Day. It’s pretty much one of the best songs ever. Plus the band looks normal in this video (it’s from 1994?) instead of looking too young for their current age (ie before selling out).

"If you’re lost and you have a map people are inclined to help. But I find that it’s a..."

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 11:19:20 -0500

“If you’re lost and you have a map people are inclined to help. But I find that it’s a different story when you have a globe.”

- Demetri Martin

Joseph Henry Green’s last word: “Stopped.” Not so weird until you put it context....

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 15:10:16 -0500

Joseph Henry Green’s last word: “Stopped.” Not so weird until you put it context. He was taking his own pulse at the time.

“Joseph Henry Green was a distinguished 19th century British surgeon. On his deathbed he is said to have remarked, ‘Congestion,’ after taking an especially raspy breath. He then checked his own pulse, announced ‘Stopped,’ and died.”

Erie.